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Meghan; 19; All I do is shit blog

boywitch:

raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”

susu6:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

haruuuka:

officer kisumi ^_~

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father

princetuggey:

chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

Pinky promise.

suikerpil:

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie

image

thaaaaaats majoraaaaaaaa